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Joke dibawah ini didapat dari suatu milis. Si pengirim bilang “cerita ini dikisahkan ketika perang Gaza akhir 2008 lalu, saat Mubarak tetap menutup perbatasan Rafah bagi warga Gaza. Ditulis kembali dalam versi saya. Mohon maaf bila ada yang telah mengetahui cerita ini”. Bagi yang ingin mengclaim cerita dibawah harap menghubungi saya :)

Dalam perang Gaza 2008 lalu, Husni Mubarak sedang duduk di dalam istananya, kedua tangannya diletakkan di atas pinggang. Tepat di depannya seorang Panglima tentara Mesir.

Mubarak : (menarik nafas) “Wahai Jendral, apa pendapatmu, siapa yang lebih baik, Aku atau Nasser ?”

Jendral : (terkejut) “Anda lebih baik tuanku, karena Nasser takut terhadap Rusia, tapi anda tidak.”

Mubarak : (wajahnya tersenyum) “Lalu siapa yang lebih baik? Sadat atau Aku?”

Jendral : “Sungguh Anda lebih baik tuanku, karena Sadat takut sama Israel tapi Anda tidak pernah takut.”

Mubarak : (tertawa lalu berdiri) “Kalau begitu, siapakah yang lebih baik, Umar bin Khattab atau Aku?”

Jendral : (Berjalan keluar dan membuka pintu) “Wallohi tuanku, Anda lebih baik ketimbang Umar bin Khattab, karena Umar takut pada Alloh tapi Anda tidak”

Ada-ada saja tingkah para scammer, sampai nama bu Sri Mulyani pun dipakai untuk memuluskan rencana mereka. Satu blog pendokumentasi para scammer melalui email, menampilkan contoh scam yang menggunakan nama Sri Mulyani. :) )

From NYT’s old report about situation regarding US and Islamic World. Particularly, this quote below emphasize what really happen :D

When Saad Eddin Ibrahim, an Egyptian social scientist and human rights advocate who was imprisoned from 2001 to 2003, rose to challenge Mrs. Clinton to take a tougher line with the Egyptian government over its repressive tactics, it bought a nervous chuckle from Qatar’s prime minister, Sheik Hamad bin Jassim al-Thani, who was sharing the stage with the secretary.
“You know, I have enough problems with your government,” the prime minister said to Mr. Ibrahim. He made a tongue-in-cheek show of disavowing Mr. Ibrahim’s comments, saying “the Americans could handle” the backlash from an unhappy Egypt, but not a little neighbor like Qatar.
Smiling, Mrs. Clinton said, “We will take responsibility.”

Again, Jon Stewart make the day in his show! This time, he made fun of Fox Business Channel’s Eric Bolling :D

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Watch it in their full, and don’t miss Keith Olbermann Special Comment: There Is No ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ – 08/16/10

UPDATED
Another Jon Stewart show related to this: “”If we want to cut off funding to the terror mosque, we must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.”

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(UPDATED) detailed description about billionaires behind the conservative fringe agenda from NYT

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Human created a digital world using 0 (zero) and 1 (one). But it seems that Human communicate within their own race not just 0 and 1, buat from 0 to 9. Thus, misunderstanding in Human is almost inevitable :D

But, how to overcome the inevitability is an interesting art that should be mastered by every human ;)

My friend gave me link to article Battle of Karánsebes in Wikipedia. The article is a story about war between Austrian Army with Ottoman Empire Army, and how the Austrian Army killed themselves before the real war.

A very interesting and full of learning human drama :)

I received this humorous post about expatriate life in Jakarta titled “You Know You’ve Been in Indonesia Too Long if …”. Definitely a must read post :)

In the era of trouble and suppression, we used to comfort ourselves using jokes and humors. When US was under the administration of the 43th US President of You-Know-Who, the kind of joke like below was flourishing. FYI, I got it from my friend as forwarded email. I just hope that jokes and humors will still flow even if US under BHO :) and I hope this is my last posting about GWB

Sad but True

A Japanese doctor said: Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it into another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor said: that’s nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A British doctor said: In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

An American doctor from Texas, not to be outdone said: You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains at all out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.

After shoe’s incident last week, I believe there will be imitators around the world. Here is the list of the incident:

And here are some interesting related development:

PS: please inform me if you have other links, I will list up all Zaidi’s imitator here :) )

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