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Fri 16 Jan 2009

Jokes – Politics

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“The papers say you are dead. Umaru! Are you dead?” by the outgoing President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo
Man with no brains:
A Japanese doctor said: Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it into another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor said: that’s nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A British doctor said: In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

An American doctor from Texas , not to be outdone said: You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains at all out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.’
I (a US citizen), for one, will breathe easier knowing we only have 1,600 warheads pointing at us instead of 3,000. I’m sure the average Russian citizen feels the same way. Now they can only kill me twice instead of 5 times over.

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Hai Dominiak says:

May 2, 2010 at 10:48 am

LOL Good one!

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